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This garment-dyed tee feels like an easy-going inside joke you can wear out loud. The relaxed, heavyweight cotton drapes with quiet confidence while the soft, broken-in color and clean, minimal text give it a lived-in, low-effort vibe. Slip it on for slow mornings with coffee, late-afternoon park walks, or low-key hangouts where dry humor and comfy clothes rule. It’s a simple statement piece that reads like a wink — comfortable, unpretentious, and built to last through repeated wears and washes.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable feel
- Garment-dyed after construction for vintage, lived-in color
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for structure and comfort
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Chronically Unimpressed T-shirt | Minimal Text Tee, Sarcastic Slogan
$28.48
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$28.48
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